Hello Harryholics! You will all be enthused to know that I almost died in the process of writing this episode. I walked over to my desk here at Harryholics Anonymous Global HQ, and I noticed that the bulb for lamp by my desk was flickering. Well I reached over and attempted to adjust the bulb only to have it explode. After picking myself off of the floor my first thought was someone just bombed my house. My second thought was why would GE try to kill me? As I was further pondering I noticed that my hand and face were bleeding. Well my face was just a minor laceration. My hand was also minor but blood was going everywhere from it. Now as I type I am patched up. So all of you should appreciate that I come here to share my week with you. Especially since I almost died via a suicide bomber energy efficient bulb.
ADVICE
Energy efficient bulbs could and will try to kill you
SHOUT OUT
Those of you in Sweden checking me out via your Blackberry....what up!?
QUOTES
"I dub the rest of the year the #Winning Tour"
"They put the big dicks on the ugly guys."
"Don't throw your baby away!"
"Just turn the lights on and start swinging your dick it will all end well."
Remember Harryholics: Live life, Have fun, and above all Stay Alive
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